Oh Lordy...

Move aside DaVinci, watch out Edison - there is a new inventor after my own heart. Some brilliant, amazing, wonderful man/woman somewhere has invented something that will revolutionise the way we renovate our homes - MDF skirting boards! I am in skirting board heaven :) These f*^kers come primed and ready to go and cost a teeny weeny $4.50 for a 3m length. Previously you could only get the pine ones which cost over $20 for 3m thus we had put skirting boards on the 'after the wedding' back burner (along with the kitchen/bathroom/yard etcetera etcetera). Now we can do the entire house for about the same price as it previously would have cost to do just the living room. I realise these may have been around for quite a while now but they are new to bunnings so they are new to me. I also know that they are not as super duper resilliant and long-lasting as the pine ones but I am still elated so do not burst my bubble.

Finding these has just delighted me so much I have felt compelled to dedicate an entire blog to it.

MDF skirting boards - we bow down before you.

A Recipe for Luuuurve...

2x Laughing eyes
2x Well shaped legs
2x Loving arms
2x Firm milk containers
2x Nuts
1x Fur lined mixing bowl
1x firm banana

Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs with loving arms
3 Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased, check regularly with finger.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. (For best results, continue to knead milk containers).
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over night).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:
1. If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town

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