Vulva

Life is crazy busy right now. We are currently homeless and moving in with the in-laws for 3 days while our floors in our house get polished. I'm actually looking forward to this - its like a holiday. Air con and foxtel, what else could we need? We ripped out our kitchen last weekend and went on an epic shopping trip to Ikea to buy a new one and our house has pretty much had a revolving door with tradies coming in and out. It will all be worth it in the end but in the mean time all our worldly possessions are on the front deck and under the house and I can't wait to move back into my home.

We also have a pregnant puppy. Bowie, not Vegas. Our baby girl has turned into a little keg on legs and we should be blessed with a gorgeous litter of mutts. I use the term 'blessed' loosely. I'm actually upset, scared and furious all at once. Its quite simple people - if your dog can jump 10 foot fences get him desexed, its a common courtesty. Otherwise send him to the country where cattle dogs belong. I find it quite unfair that their dog comes into our yard and knocks up our dog and we're the ones who have to pay the vet bills, stay up all night during the birth, take times of work and have to deal with trying and sell the pups. I want alimony.

That's all for now.